Welcome, dear listener

Are you comfortable?

Put your feet up, close your eyes, let your senses dull

Float like a beachball

Wearing cordless 'phones

Let the tide take you, groove to the mellow tones.

Groovy



Who switched the into?

Ah, but I digress

Do you ever get that feeling you 'not so fresh'?



Do you hang out nights at the launderette?

Dreaming of the cure for stubborn stains?

Wanna climb into the big machine?

Wonder how it feels getting really clean?



I know you know more than

What you're coming clean for

God is skin on mohair

Just admit you itch there



Shift to the left, shift to the right

Fidget, lock knees, cough cough

Fidget, don't scratch, don't break out in a sweat

Are we feeling comfortable yet?



I know you know more than

What you're coming clean for

God is skin on mohair

Just admit you itch there



Ever sweat bullets

At the sight of blood?

Ever drag a half-ton cross through spit and mud?



Wouldn't want to plan too far ahead

Wouldn't want to dwell on what's beyond

Pondering death is a dirty biz

Makes you wonder when your appointment is



Shift to the left, shift to the right

Fidget, lock knees, cough cough

Fidget, don't scratch, don't break out in a sweat

Are we feeling comfortable yet?

Loosen your tie, loosen your belt

Clear your throat, fidget, cough cough

Fidget, don't scratch, don't break out in a sweat

Are we feeling comfortable yet?



Fidget to the left, fidget to the right

Lock knees, cough cough

Fidget don't scratch, don't break out in a sweat

Are we feeling comfortable yet