Verse 1:

Ran my Chevy through the car wash

Threw the beers cans out

Emptied all the ash trays

Cleaned a little house

Got my Allman Brothers cassettes

Stacked up on the dash

Got some jack back in the trunk

And a tank full of gas



Verse 2:

Stopped and bought some roses

To sweep you off your feet

Yes I'm going for the limit, girl

I'm gettin' in the real deep

Dusted off my Dingos

Got my Levis pressed

Gonna break into your heart

And steal what I love best



Chorus:

Yes I'm armed and dangerous

Woman you've made me a desperate man

Armed and dangerous

Comin' for your lovin' yes I am



Verse 3:

Take a ride out in the country

Where the grass is tall and cool

And do some barefoot dancin'

How's that sound to you

And I've got some other things

That I might suggest

But if I put them on this record

I'd be under arrest



Chorus (x2).