[Basic track:

Record Plant, LA

Probably c. May-June, 1976



FZ guitar, acoustic guitar, bass, synth

Donnie Vliet harmonica (uncredited)

Ruth Underwood synth

Roy Estrada bg. vocal



Chad Wackerman drums]



Thing-Fish:



Don't look OB'DEWLLA! It's too horrible! I b'lieve de muthafucker 'bout to ask dat rubber girl to dance!



Harry-As-A-Boy:



Hey, good-lookin'!



Thing-Fish:



See! I told ya!



Harry-As-A-Boy:



May I have this dance?



Thing-Fish:



Muthafucker barf me right on outa here, AN' gag me wit a spoon!



Harry-As-A-Boy:



What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? Do you come here often?



Thing-Fish:



YOW!



Harry-As-A-Boy:

(singing)



I got a girl with a little rubber head

Rinse her out every night just before I go to bed

She never talk back like a lady might do

An' she looks like she loves it every time I get through

And her name is

A-R-T-I

F-I-C, I cry

A-L, don't be shy!

ARTIFICIAL RHONDA

With the plastic pie



Her eyes is all shut in a ecstasy face

I can cram it down her throat, people, any old place!

Then I throw the little switch on her battery pack

'N I can poot it, I can shoot it till it makes her gack!

And her name is

A-R-T-I

F-I-C, I cry

A-L, don't be shy!

ARTIFICIAL RHONDA

With the plastic pie



Ensemble:



De boy got a girl wit' a lil' rubber haid

Rinse her out evvy night, jes befo' he go t'bed

He gonna grow up, 'n marry dat trash

Wit a ugly rubber head, an' a 'flateable gash



She jes' de kinda girl dis sucker