Kid: How much for the car?



Man: Fifty bucks.



Kid: Will you fix the fenders, light and stuff?



Man: See that sign? It says AS IS. That means you get it exactly the way you see it--AS IS. Fifty bucks, and it's yours.



Kid: Five dollars.



Man: Thirty-five.



Kid: Ten.



Man: Thirty.



Kid: Fifteen.



Man. Sold!



At that, the car promptly falls to pieces.



Kid: I want it AS WAS!