I don't like the things you like

And you don't like the things I like

She don't like the things they like

So who the fuck is really right

See a skinhead at a show

Let him know he's got to go

Fuck white power, the KKK

A-S-S-H-O-L-E!



Everyone's an asshole

My mom's an asshole

You're a fucking asshole

And I'm a goddamn asshole



Mom and dad, the Grateful Dead

Major labels and straight edge

Coors and school and roller blades

God, Rick James and Oakley shades

Fishing, Wayne, silly jocks

Nazis, midgets, new tube socks

L.D. from M.R.&R.

And fucking Zeppelin Man



Hippies, harleys, Pearl Jam

Chili peppers, case of Spam

Riot grrls, Ponch and Jon

Squash and pork and carmel flan

We hate these things

We hate you, too

Go fuck a monkey in the zoo

Oscar Meyer has a way with

B.O.L.O.G.N.A