February morning, my car won't start today

I turned the key at 8:03 and the battery passed away

Inside a' my automobile

I want my automobile

I want my automobile

I want to drive it all around this world



Bride's gettin' married in the Springtime

Widow's gettin married in the Fall

I got married in high school

Or I wouldn't of got married at all

I'd be drivin' my automobile

Be drivin' my automobile

Be drivin' my automobile

I wanna drive it all around this world



Everybody said to the new groom

Groom, what ya gonna be

I said I'm gonna be a symphony

Just as soon as I find a key

To my automobile

I want my automobile

I want my automobile

All around this world



Spoken:

Let's take a ride



Columbus sailed the ocean

Moses parted the sea

Dolores left me yesterday

Well, I think she took the key

To my automobile

I want my automobile

I want my automobile

Wanna drive it all around this world



Now I held a little bitty baby

I held a woman all night

Whenever I get the hiccups

I hold my breath 'til my head gets light

Then I drive my automobile

Yeah I drive my automobile

I drive my automobile

I'm want to drive it all around this world



February morning, my car won't start today

Yeah, I turned the key at 8:03

And the battery passed away

Inside a' my automobile

I'm drivin' my automobile

Wanna my automobile

Wanna drive it all around this world

Go on.



Spoken:

It is a beautiful day for a ride

Hey, get your head down I can't see anything

Someone give me a cigarette

I don't want to take my hands off the wheel

We ought to take the