Performed by Black Market Farts (B.M.F.)

(Hema Stulberg, John Bidochka, Rory Mitchell, Gil Beck, Col Reid)

Written by B.M.F.

(c) 1990 Crappy Music

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Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to

The most popular B.M.F. concert

Tonight, twinkling his ivories and playing keyboards

Is Rory "Mr. Casio" Mitchell

And on the flaming aqua-blue guitar

Is Sonya's Gil Beck, the sewer's friend

Enjoy the show



CHORUS: B.M.F.

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Beating the largest instrument, and skin

Is J-Yawn Bi-di-bi-di.....that Ukrainian kid

And on the four-stringed thing that nobody likes

Is Col "Sodhed" "Mr. Colin" "Clo" Reid



CHORUS



And finally tonight, on the screaming

Is me: Mister Asshole



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THE END