Fill green envelopes and send them to ya

On train ride, read Marx tracts

Play walkmans loud behind ya

Demonstrate on Oxford Street

About what the Hell they couldn't tell ya

British people in hot weather

Have a heart-to-heart with your sister

People in shorts drunk before ya

Beached whale in Wapping

His armpit hairs are sprouting

Serpentine ah.... Serpentine grrr...

British people in hot weather





Press hot houses waste tree statements

Compare your pearls before the King of Monks

I'm telling ya, oh

Do they know they can get cancer?

Designer tramp goes grrr...

Looking jolly from Stoke

As he walks through and makes up

Titles like this, to order

They're well off their trolley

Smoking like a chimney

Bespectacled stare-out

British people in hot weather





I was a candidate for club 18-30

but I've been through all that shit before

British people in hot weather

That's it, I'm looking straight for the car

If that's how you feel, let's go

British people in hot weather