I had this bitch you see, she made lies to me

Her deceit, oh, it gave me a chill

But I found out now, that baby that baby ice dog



She said, we would wed in Mongolian country

Lilies shoot free, but she was snowing me

In the mountains, oh, her intent was all too clear



It was quite a sin, how the ice caved in

I was numb, I could not assist

Baby ice went down through cold cold cold ground

I said baby, that's the breaks



Leading me around like broke down hound dog

Crossing me once too often

Now she's bound for a lower station

She crossed me once too often

And now the ladies all fear this Mongolian man

With ice down his face you know I could get them involved

In unnatural acts with the aid of my cold cold stare



They'd like to make it with my big black dog

But they just don't know how to ask

You know they'd like to try anything that comes into your mind

Oh freeze on freeze on freeze on bone to bone