Laying down in this Spanish bar, that last slammer hit me like a car

I've got the 6 a.m. Balearic blues, can't even focus on my own tattoos

I had a fight with this German guy, I saw him give my little girl the eye

While he was trying hard to be so cool, I hit him with a stool

Oh yes, alright, I'll be going all night

Gonna drink 'til they take me away, I'm an Englishman on holiday

Every year I get to do the same, I meet the boys and get on the plane

We like to sing and shout out