Hey little girl won't you come along, yeah

Well, I'm gonna take you where I come from, yeah

It's a place with no heart, a place without pity

It's a place that's called the Mystery City



Hey!

We're gonna take a ride to the Mystery City

We're not coming back so buy a one way ticket oh yeah!

We're leaving right now for the Mystery City

Got no heart, don't want no pity



Hey little girl, you'll love it there

Just backcomb your hair, let's get outta here

We can't stay here, this is nowhere

New boys waiting for you everywhere there



We're gonna take a ride to the Mystery City

We're not coming back so buy a one way ticket oh yeah!

We're leaving right now for the Mystery City

Got no heart, don't want no pity



There's a lonestar queen, a lonestar queen

She's waiting for me down in Mystery City

There's a lonestar queen, a lonestar queen

She's waiting for me down in Mystery City

Down in Mystery City, down in Mystery City



I knew you'd call this a paradice, dear

People judge you by the clothes you wear

Well, it's a wham bam gangbang everynight there

I tell you everywhere else is just nowhere!



There's a lonestar queen, a lonestar queen

She's waiting for me down in Mystery City



Oh, there's a million girls waiting for me

Down in Mystery City, I don't care

A million girls, million curls,

million pearls, million turds

Waiting for me