They said the day we got together

We'd fall in love like birds of the feather

And that we'd have lots to share

All that happened was me screwing up

I accidently touched her bra-cup

Lighting my cigarette I accidently set fire to her hair



I guess what I said had alot to do with it

She said I'm crazy and she said I smelled like shit

I tried to kiss her and I got bit.

I guess I'm not gettin' laid



I GUESS I'M NOT GETTING LAID

I guess I'm not getting laid

I GUESS I'M NOT GETTING LAID

I guess I'm not getting laid

I GUESS IM NOT GETTING LAID

I guess I'm not getting laid

I GUESS IM NOT GETTING LAID

I guess I'm not getting laid



We went out to eat I sneezed in her food

She punched me in the face and called me rude

I thought the evening was going great

I spilled her drink, I ripped her dress

I accidently grabbed her breast

Elbowed her in the face tryin' to clean up my own mess



I guess what I said had alot to do with it

She said I'm crazy and she said I smelled like shit

I tried I kiss her and I got bit

I guess I'm not gettin' laid



I GUESS I'M NOT GETTING LAID

I guess I'm not getting laid

I GUESS I'M NOT GETTING LAID

I guess I'm not getting laid

I GUESS I'M NOT GETTING LAID

I guess I'm not getting laid

I GUESS I'M NOT GETTING LAID



I GUESS I'M NOT GETTING LAID



I GUESS I'M NOT GETTING LAID

I guess I'm not gettin' laid

I GUESS I'M NOT GETTING LAID

I guess I'm not gettin' laid

I GUESS I'M NOT GETTING LAID

I guess I'm not gettin' laid

I GUESS I'M NOT GETTING LAID!!!