When I was walking on the street

People were staring but they didn't greet

I start thinking what I've done wrong

Looked in a mirror and saw I had no clothes on!



Must be a bad dream it can't be true

You may hope it'll never happen to you (x2)



Her name was Teecha we met in a bar,

she told me here job was being a pornstar.

We went outside and got in my van,

she undressed and I saw she was a man!



Must be a bad dream it can't be true

You may hope it'll never happen to you (x2)



Must be a bad dream it can't be true

You may hope it'll never happen to you (x2)