Yes'n she's bad-eyed and loveless

A young man's fancy and an old man's dream

I'm self-raising and I flower in her company

Give me no sugar without her cream



She's a warm fart at Cristmas

She's a breath of Champagne on a sparkling night

Yes'n she's bad-eyed and loveless

Turns other women to envious green

Yes'n she's bad-eyed and loveless

A young man's vision - in my old man's dream