N. Albert, D. Brockenborough)

Polk-a-dots just don't go

pointy shoes hurt my toes

paisley makes me nauseous

when I'm down with plaid, be cautious

fucked up stripes, I just don't feel right

when I'm chill with Joe late at night

money, cars, more money, no!

won't make me leave my plaid at home



cuz I'm BAD IN PLAID



time spent in hawaiian shirts

some mistakes were even worse

like acid washed, or skinny ties

wraparound sunglasses on my eyes

now plaid is the color of my soul

so I wear it, from head to toe

breakin' microphones for the crowd

I'm bad in plaid and I'm plaid and I'm proud