I mean the Captain and Tennille were musical innovators. I mean really...



We're going to a bad party

It's the worst party that's ever been

We're going to a bad party

And I hope those jerks will let us in

Shut your mouth, get in the car

Cause Ricky Casso wants to drive



We're going to a bad party

It's the kind where everyone's dull

We're going to a bad party

Gonna scare the bejesus out of them all

When we get there we'll say we love Satan

Ricky always thinks that's funny



We're going to a bad party

It's the worst party that's ever been



God I really hate these jokers

Think they're smart, they think they're witty

Someone oughtta pass a law

Or at least form a committee

I'm gonna shoot the stereo

If they don't start playing my kind of music



We're going to a bad party

And I can hardly wait

We're going to a bad party

I need a place to defecate

Maybe we'll take the host hostage

Ooh what a clever play on words



We're going to a bad party

It's the worst party that's ever been



God I really hate this music

I can't stand Gene Loves Jezebel

If there is a God in heaven

I'm sure that band will burn in hell

I'm gonna shoot somebody

If they don't stop talking about