Me and my mate we think you're great

Some we like and some we hate

I know him i've seen him on the adverts

Got any badges posters stickers or t-shirts



You were bloody great last time you come

I thought me 'ead was stuck in the bass drum

Bloody loud, me bloody head hurts

Got any badges posters stickers and t-shirts



So how'd you get a start in show biz

My mate's as good on the drums as he is

My mate thinks i'm bloody cracked

Please sign my jacket on the back



All them badges made of plastic

I think they're great, just fantastic

I'm unemployed, he's still at school

He gets annoyed 'cause i'm such a fool



You don't half sweat a lot up there

Have you got showers in here?

You're bloody great, my bloody head hurts

Got any badges posters stickers and t-shirts



Yeah, me and my mate like ac-dc

Hot & sweaty, loud & greasy

My mom says we're a pair of perverts

Got any badges posters stickers and t-shirts



C'mon mister



We hitch-hiked here in pouring rain

Now we've missed the frigging train



Hey! can i have one of them lagers?



Thanks very much, mate. can 'e have one?



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