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WARNING: These lyrics are unconfirmed and may be inaccurate. They represent the best attempt at deciphering the song we have yet to see.





I can't stop my heart from beating beating

Bang bang bang bang (bang bang bang bang)

I would like to be like Peter Peter

Pan Pan Pan Pan (bang bang bang bang)

CHORUS

Staying younger by the day

My good looks will never fade

I hope I can can can can

(bang bang bang bang)



Napoleon was very brave

Incomplete he took to his grave

Josephine was such a joke

Kept her letter inside his coat



V. Van Gogh was so I hear

One to send his love an ear

Some impression this would make

This was to be his big mistake



Catherine lost her pretty head

She wasn't very good in bed

Didn't wear a hat again

She got so wet out in the rain



I can't stop my heart from beating beating

Bang bang bang bang (bang bang bang bang)

I would like to be like Peter Peter

Pan Pan Pan Pan (bang bang bang bang)



CHORUS



CHORUS



Can can can can (bang bang bang bang)