Alright all you swing cats

Let's try something new

Drag your elbows off the bar

Move your can from the old barstool





There's a place called the ocean

Probably heard about in school

Well, they ain't got no martinis there

But man, that water's cool





And guess what my bar clad buddies

They got women down there too

But that's for rope soap romeo

That bum ain't got a clue





Just for viewin' pleasure

Head down by the pier

Think of all the dough you'll save

On whisky, gin and beer





Now the moral of this story

There's more to life than jazz and bars

So plop your ass down in the sand

And look up at the stars





And if you're feelin' homesick

Bring a showgirl or two

Toss 'em out a volleyball

And hey baby, enjoy the view