Out of england, I dream of its creamery

When Im there I dwell on saxony.

In turkey when Ive been due to world war i

Istanbul is the place cos of my birthday.



I am barmy

Bleedin barmy



I got everything

I got everything I want except for hungry

I got everything I want except for money.



Ive got the best round set aside for parties

Theyll have one when Ive gone

In fact, they said so, good one.



I am barmy

Bleedin barmy



Friends disintegrate within circles of cash

Residue after years of fab genius

Is a pension for the jews

And a medal from the company which I wiped my butt on

And hung on a laburnum tree.



I am barmy

Bleedin barmy

I am barmy

Bleedin barmy



Just call me the first

[repeat 10 times]



I lay waiting hopefully on sloped grass green

I am barmy, bleedin barmy



A dramatic verse

[repeat 3 times]



The programs lot

We break into tune

Take and bring a word

Ring a buzzer

Take and bring a word ( " )



A dramatic verse