Do ya... wanna do some crack?

Do ya wanna drop a log?

Do ya prefer to pick your nose?

Or would ya rather mouse a hog?

The bathroom is a holy place

I can wack-off without disgrace

What! There's no paper? I don't care

I'll wipe my ass with my underwear



The bathroom is a holy place

I can wack-off without disgrace

There's so many games to play in here

Like "Bombs away in the hollow chair"



It's a place I can think

Projects chunks in the sink

So many things to do in there

You can't see me - so I don't care



BATHROOMS RULE!!!