Every girl I've ever loved

Has wanted to be hit

Every girl I've ever loved

Wanted to be hit

Every girl I've ever loved

Has wanted to be hit

Every girl I've ever loved

Left me, 'cause I wouldn't do it.



Got some advice for you friend

Ba-ba-bruise 'em, you'll never lose 'em

Ba-ba-bruise 'em, you'll never lose 'em

Alright now



Seems my sensitive touch

Can be given by, any old shmuck

Alright now



(repeat chorus)