I threw a party. nobody came.

I bought all the tickets. they cancelled the game.

I give you my picture. it didnt fit your frame

Be my friend tonight



Be my friend tonight. be my friend tonight.

Ill sleep on the couch. you can leave on that light.

Well, I wont do nothing wrong till you say its right

Come on honey, be my friend tonight



Now you bring the glasses and Ill bring the wine

Ill rub your shoulders just like they were mine

I wont make no passes till its passing time

If youre only gonna be my buddy tonight



Be my friend tonight. be my friend tonight.

Ill sleep on the couch. you can leave on that light.

Well, I wont do nothing wrong till you say its right

Come on darling, be my friend tonight



Well, Ill mind my manners. my ps and qs

I wont give you nothing that you cant use

Ill whip out that old guitar and sing you the blues

Be my friend tonight



Be my friend tonight. be my friend tonight.

Ill sleep on the couch. you can leave on that light.

Well, I wont do nothing wrong till you say its right

Come on honey, be my friend tonight

Be my friend tonight. be my friend tonight.



Ill sleep on the couch. you can leave on that light.

Well, I wont do nothing wrong till you say its right

Come on darling, be my friend tonight

Oh, come on honey, be my friend tonight

Please, be my friend tonight.