I am batman but you can call me Bob

And when I see the boy wonder I say yo rob

I used to wear a cape and do the leotard bit

But now I wear all serious because I don't give a shit

I used to bust my butt all day fighting crime

But now I rock the house when I say my rhyme

I turn the whole damn house into a crazy mob

Because I'm batman but you can call me Bob



I'll tell you a little story that happened to me

You see me and robin were cruising down the street

In the batmobile with the lights turned low

A six pack on ice so we were ready to go

The batbox blastin out our old theme song and robin kept on passin me a serious bong

I took a couple of hits the next thing I know

This cop pulls me over to the side of the road

He said, yo what's yer name boy. God damn you look like a slob!

I said, I'm batman but you can call me Bob.



I turned to robin and I said its getting late

I got to find myself a woman before I hallucinate

We found this little place so we went inside

They carded robin at the door they asked his age and he lied

I went up to the bar and ordered myself a jack

That's when I felt this tappin on the back of my back

I turned around and dropped my drink there was this girl in a mink

She was the most beautiful girl I've ever see I think

I turned to robin and I said yo this is rob

My name is batman but you can call me Bob



I promised to behave so we went back to my cave

She took one look at my place and she started to rave

She gave me a kiss and said I'll be right back

I'm gonna take off some clothes so that we can relax

She left the room for a minute so I threw on some tunes

I opened up the skylight so we could look at the moon

But when she came back in she had a whip in her hand-a