Well I was down at the Zig Zag

That's the Zig Zag Bar & Grill

And everybody was talking at once

and it was getting real shrill.

And I've been around the block

But I don't care I'm on a roll - I'm on a wild ride

Cause the moon is full and look out baby -

I'm at high tide.



I've got a beautiful red dress

And you'd look really good

standing beside it..

I've got some beautiful new red shoes

and they look so fine

I've got a hundred and five fever

and it's high tide.



Well just the other day I won the lottery

I mean lots of money

I got so excited I ran into my place and i said:

HEY! Is anybody home?

Nobody answered but I guess that's not too weird

Since I live alone.



I've got a beautiful red dress

And you'd look really good

standing beside it..

Girls?

We can take it And if we can't

we're gonna fake it

We're gonna save ourselves

We're gonna make it And if we don't

we're gonna take it

We're gonna save ourselves

Save ourselves



Well they say women shouldn't be

the president

Cause we go crazy from time to time

Well push my button baby here I come

Yeah look out baby

I'm at high tide



I've got a beatiful red dress

and you'd look really good

standing beside it..

I've got a little jug of red sangria wine

and we could take little sips

from time to time

I've got some bright red drop dead lips

I've got a little red card

and mechanical hips

I've got a hundred and five fever!!!



OK! OK! Hold it!

I just want to say something.

You know, for every dollar a man makes

a woman makes 63 cents.

Now, fifty years ago that was 62 cents.

So, with that kind of luck, it'll be the year 3,888

before we make a buck. But hey, girls?



We can take it And if we can't

we're gonna fake it

We're gonna save ourselves

save ourselves

(Yeah tell it to the judge)

We're gonna make it And if we don't

we're gonna take it

We're gonna save ourselves

save ourselves

We've got a fever of a hundred and five

and look baby

It's high tide.



Well I could just go on and on and on...

But tonight

I've got a headache



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