(G. Stefani, T. Kanal)



Damsel in distress is quite submissive

Look how somber my vanity is

A feminine human creature

Superficial, seducing detour

I'm going to the mall for the cookie cutter

The ugly duckling will always suffer

Contaminated standards, I try to fight it

I better get back on my diet



Obsessed with the beauty contest

Beauty contest

How'd my vanity get such a mess?

Beauty contest

I'm obsessed



Reduce myself, I got the strict restrictions

Not sexy enough without the regulations

A melting point countdown the fading features

Born to blossom and bloom to perish



Obsessed with the beauty contest

Beauty contest

Oh, I've got to get out of this mess

Beauty contest

I'm obsessed



And I've fallen, I can't help myself

I'm feeling envious of all the rest

You're bringing out the lemming in me

A victim of the cattle call disease

Not easy to be me



I feel so lame



Obsessed with the beauty contest

Beauty contest

How'd my vanity get such a mess?

Obsessed with the beauty contest



Obsessed with the beauty contest

Beauty contest

I've got to get out of this mess

Obsessed with the beauty contest



Obsessed with the beauty contest

Beauty contest

How'd my vanity get such a mess?

Caught up in the beauty contest

Caught up in the beauty contest

Caught up in the beauty contest

Caught up in the beauty contest

Caught up in the beauty contest



And I feel so lame



How'd my vanity get such a mess?



(child) My vanity's a mess