Romeo rhinoceros

Prowls around the bar

Head afire, he spills desire

And vodka from a mason jar

Brilliantly witty and clearly unsteady

He takes a shot at the big games

So cocksure, he never suspects

Somebody's doing the same

Bed and breakfast

And now you're paid in full

Who'd have known you would be so predictable

Bed and breakfast

Is all you bargained for

Shouldn't have wanted more

Shouldn't have wanted more

Juliet gigantic

Accepts a second beer

Spends a laugh on a half-bad joke

And jerks her chair near

She hears the lies behind the lines

But she wants the very same thing

She knows the glove on the hand in her lap

Conceals a wedding ring

Bed and breakfast

And now you're paid in full

Who'd have known you would be so predictable

Bed and breakfast

Is all you bargained for

Shouldn't have wanted more

Shouldn't have wanted more