my weight is 300 pounds

my favorite is beef jerky

i'm a vagabond, i'm a vagabond

my mom says, "you are kinky!"

who cares?

i don't care

a horse's ass is better than yours

lie down here, baby

just relax... honey

my baby horse is jennifer

what a beefy hip!

she has a fine coat of fur

what shiny hair!

who cares?

i don't care

a horse's ass is better than yours

let's eat carrots together until...

let's eat carrots together until