Suzi got an Uzi what a beautiful bride

That's where the trouble begun

Will there be any objection or a bloody resurrection

It's only up to Suzanne

A load of ammunition in her hand



She had 'em laughin' in the aisles

Venus Dee in the critical file

She wasn't there to pray

The killing joke had 'em laughin' all the way



All the way - all the way to Beggar's Day

She vowed to take 'em any way she can

All the way - all the way to Beggar's Day

Her jealous claim to fame has come

Now, all you beggars pay



Adam's in the chapel and he's swallowing his apple

Wearing out his ball and chain

But things were gettin' shady when the honorable maidy

Broke out the forty caliber rain



She had 'em laughin' in the aisles

Venus Dee in the critical file

She wasn't there to pray

The killing joke had 'em laughin' all the way



All the way - all the way to Beggar's Day

She vowed to take 'em any way she can

All the way - all the way to Beggar's Day

Her jealous claim to fame has come

Now, all you beggars pay