Runnin' down a purple shallow, goin' down somewhere

Goin' down the alleyway, lookin' for a dead dog with a custard pie

I am looking for a dildo in the sky

And if I find it soon, I think I'll call the Menendez boys



Chorus:

Think I'll call the Menendez boys







Turnin' on the TV set––hypnotic neon queen

Rollin' underwater in a green narcotic dream

Buy a big baseball bat, then call up the Rubberman

In plastic frown, blow up this town, think I'll call the Menendez boys





Chorus repeat x3





Coolin' out at Big 51, got a sleepin' bag and a new canteen

Shave my body of every hair––rub me down with amphetamine

Jump back in my rail––punchin' it I got spooked2

Remove tattoos, the Bel Air blues––think I'll call the Menendez boys





Chorus repeat





Livin' on a crooked road––like a dust bowl refugee

Crawlin' on the freeway––cleanin' my teeth with a barbecue comb

You can call me Sam, or you can bark my hole

And you can use my dick for a walkin' pole





Slattery has his wake––a boomer in my stash

An angle slide in Baltimore––Top 40 pederast

Everybody got another 'nother plan

Everybody got another 'nother land

Never never never never never never never!

Never never never!





Chorus repeat x4