(no we ain't gonna take it unless it's from a doverman pincher

Ladies and gentlemen, for your listening pleasure, blink)



Passively one day as the sun rose out of it's house

So did this little old guy as he whistled out of his mouth

And happily and gay

Well i guessed exactly that

Because he found a special girl

That put him in a special trance



He fell in love so quickly

What the hell was he to expect

That the girl under his arm wasn't the same

As any other girl

That he had thought that he once met

I guess you could only blame fate



Things started getting weird as they started to kiss

She often felt his beard and remembered how her father she missed

And then quietly one day

He sang a song from deep within his heart

Causing some ingestion

He finished with a great big fart and



She knew at that one moment

That song was something she heard before

So she asked him to do that again



Then out the door they hurried

She was gonna find out for sure

So she analyzed his rear end



She said, "when i was a little girl my dad left my mom.

He used to always fart and sing this special song.

Now i wasn't quite so sure until your pants did fall.

'cause now i know that your my dad because you use ben wah balls."



I said a wah, wah, wah-wah-wah,

Wah, wah-wah-wah, wah...

I said a wah, wah, wah-wah-wah,

Wah, wah-wah-wah, wah...