Whilst robson plays his sharp cd

And beardsley paints his lounge "hint of green"

And the big clubs dream of a superleague

Of keegan's "reasonable" three thousand a week

But back at sinthonia, the ground's hardly packed

And the bank won't give them an overdraft

So it's play a full team of y.t.s.

Or get sponsored by the d.h.s.s.

Oh no!

Oh yes!