(Vic Chesnutt)

she's so musical

look at her dance in a flurry

who get's to lead

do know it's not Arthur Murray

emasculate me with your biology

bend me, break me, I'm worthless

one wicked brand from your torturous hand

you laugh when I'm tell you, you're gorgeous

she has an answer for everything

she's so smart in the raw

and well educated

that's a double fisted draw

cotton breathes between her cheeks

spin me, weave me, I'm willing

one finger prick, I know I'll take sick

she'll chalk up a killing

she's so fashionable

she's a nazi when she's shopping

but wholly democratic

you should see who she's been bopping

emasculate me with your biology

break me, bend me, I'm worthless

one wicked brand from your torturous hand

you laugh when I'm tell you, you're gorgeous