it's two in the morning

my beeper's going off

i'm naked, i roll over

enough is enough

these bitches always calling me

morning, noon, and night

Gladys and Rhonda

Darlene, she is tight, right?

what can i say?

they can't stay away

from the best cock on the block today

it's eternally hard

i've got five different sizes, shapes and colors

come over and try me, i am like no other

you like 'em big?

i got a GMC brand

you like 'em little?

i got a mini pickle

i aim to satisfy i aim to please

just give me some booty that i can squeeze

what can i say?

they can't stay away

from the best cock on the block today

it's eternally hard

aw, shit! it's Darlene.

i know it by the code

i was supposed to be there an hour ago

she said, baby, bring the big one

but i left it with Brooke

my dick, it's like chick bait

one bite and they're hooked

so i'm headed to darlene's and i get distracted

got my eye right on her block

and i get distracted

slid down to the girl on the bench sippin' water

she leaned in, licked her lips like i was on her

she said ooh, you're one of dem girly men

well, i need more man in my men

we could meet next week,

we could be great friends....

no, no... see- i'm a lady lover

i'm a lady leaver

just one taste and you'll be a believer

so girl- take that

my dick's so big, i don't even have to pack it

see i'm just a little girl boy,

trying to make my way in a man's world

i'm just a little girl boy,

trying to make my way in a man's world

so... i gotta go.

got my 40 and my lucky extra firm dildo

from the D- to the I- to the L- to the DO

what can i say?

they can't stay away from the best cock

on the block todaaaaay