Like to think I'm the best there is at putting myself down

Here's to looking at trading places with anyone in town

The way you light that cigarette

The smoke never hits your eyes

Wishing I was you, you're the best guy

So good looking and confident

When you're lacking personality

Nothing matters when you back it up with five beers

A line of speed, scintillating conversation

I know that I should try

Wishing I was you you're the best guy

Now I stand in front of you

I hope that I could die

Wishing I was you you're the best guy

As many friends as there are bodies placed in your field of view

Does that explain why I'm so incensed when you do the things you do

Jealousy's the most destructive, a bitter waste of time

Wishing I was you you're the best guy

Well I lost my fait in everything, severed all my ties

Wishing I was you you're the best guy