M.C. say she don't like bringing nobody down

She's the drama queen that sent us screaming back to town

Maybe she's better when I'm better

Maybe she ain't so strange

Baby you ain't as real as the fiction that you read

And we're all better off leaving Miriam behind

The nervous twitch that shook my eye is nearly gone

Though I never really thought that you were truly dangerous

It's just better for us if you stay behind



Baby you ain't the daughter of Mark Twain and Ayn Rand

Like you stated in your press release to your imaginary fans

Maybe you'll go as far as you say

Maybe we'll see you in L.A.

But for now I hope that you stay right where you are



Maybe she's better when I'm better

Maybe she ain't so strange

Baby you ain't as real

As the fiction that you read