(Young - Young - Scott)

Well I'm upper upper class high society

God's gift to ballroom notoriety

And I always fill my ballroom

The event is never small

The social pages say I've got

The biggest balls of all



I've got big balls

I've got big balls

They're such big balls

And they're dirty big balls

And he's got big balls

And she's got big balls

(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)



And my balls are always bouncing

My ballroom always full

And everybody cums and cums again

If your name is on the guest list

No one can take you higher

Everybody says I've got

Great balls of fire



I've got big balls

Oh I've got big balls

And they're such big balls

Dirty big balls

And he's got big balls

And she's got big balls

(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)



Some balls are held for charity

And some for fancy dress

But when they're held for pleasure

They're the balls that I like best

My balls are always bouncing

To the left and to the right

It's my belief that my big balls

Should be held every night



We've got big balls

We've got big balls

We've got big balls

Dirty big balls

He's got big balls

She's got big balls

(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)



(We've got big balls)

(We've got big balls)



And I'm just itching to tell you about them

Oh we had such wonderful fun

Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish

(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)



(Bollocks, knackers)

(Bollocks, knackers)

(Bollocks, knackers)

(Bollocks, knackers)