and the man keeps sayin do you take this woman

to be your awful wedded wife heh, heh



and then i started thinkin about no more winkin

at the pretty little gals a-boppin by.

no more dancin and new romancin

lord, it made me want to sit down and cry.

aw, no pool shootin and a rootin and a-tootin

with the boys if i take you for my wife.

i cant go no place, i gotta look at your face

for the rest of my dog gone life.

this is it



ah, honey, what am i doin here in the first place

you knooooooow i dont go for this marraige bit

i was only kiddin hahahahahahaha

and theres your daddy sittin over there with a shotgun

layin across his lap

and a big smile on his ugly face.

and the man keeps sayin are you gonna take this woman or aintcha



well, then i started thinkin about no more winkin

at the pretty little gals a-boppin by.

no more dancin and new romancin

lord, it made me want to sit down and cry.

aw, no pool shootin and a rootin and a-tootin

with the boys if i take you for my wife.

i cant go no place, i gotta look at your face

for the rest of my dog gone life.

this is it



honey, whats this jazz about love, honor, and obey

that cats talkin to me heheheh

and look at all these good lookin bride maids standin around, heh

hellllllo, baaaby

and the man in charge keeps sayin looky here,

do you take this woman or dontcha



well, then i started thinkin about no more winkin

at the pretty little gals a-boppin by.

no more dancin and new romancin

lord, it made me want to sit down and cry.

aw, no pool shootin and a rootin and a-tootin

with the boys if i take you for my wife.

i cant go no place, i gotta look at your face

for the rest of my dog gone life.

this is it