Come on out and see the big dwarf rodeo

Come on out and see the big dwarf rodeo

Come on out and see the little dudes cowboy show



You'll also get to see those world-famous high diving mules

You'll also get to see those world-famous high diving mules

Included in the prize is a pig that goes to school



Tiny little broncs that bust

Tiny little clowns that fuss

Tiny little cattle that ride

And sell you itsy little biddy cowhide



Tiny little broncs that bust

Tiny little clowns that fuss

Tiny little cattle that ride

And sell you itsy little biddy cowhide



People come on out and see the big dwarf rodeo

Come on out and see the big dwarf rodeo

Come on out and see the big dwarf rodeo

Come on out and see the little dudes cowboy show