souncheck was the very first time that i saw her dancing

in the front row

she had arms and legs -- not gills or fins like something

you'd find in a fishy bowl

[grunt] i started hoping [snort] i started wishing [squeal]

i started hoping that i'd get my wish

but as the night went on she just got more ugly

i'm falling for another big fish at the soundcheck

soundcheck was done and so was the show and the

girl in question

she was ready to go

she said a "hey baby hey baby hey baby hey" do you

wanna stay here or ya wanna blow?

screw my first impression and my best intentions,

i went forth with no apprehension

drank a lot of beer, moved on without fear;

i changed my mind as well as my direction -- after soundcheck