They're telling you to do it

Grow up and toe the line

They tell you if you do it

Everything will turn out fine

Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, what a wonderful life

God, queen, country, colour telly, car and wife

Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, what a wonderful life

God, queen, country, colour telly, car and wife

It's great if you can do it, it doesn't take a lot

Just means you must destroy what sensitivity you've got

Well, that's an easy bargain for the things you're going to get

You can treat the wife like shit, own a car and telly set

Slip off in the evenings for a little on the sly

And if the wife complains, fuck her first, then black her eye

There's lots of worthwhile jobs for the lad who wants to know

Lorry driving's fun, you're always on the go

One hand on the wheel, the other up some cunt

Or jerking off to Penthouse with with motorway up front

The police force offers chances for a bright intelligent lad

To interfere with anyone cos they're there just to be had

It offers quite a range for aggression and for spite

To take out your frustrations in a justifiable light

It's a mans life in the army, good pay and lots of fun

You can stab them with your bayonet, fuck them with your gun

Look smart in your uniform, that always pulls the skirt

Then when you've fucked them good and proper

Tell them they're just dirt



Cos man is spelt big M.A.N. it's the letters of the law

Man is spelt big M.A.N. that's who the law is for

You see there's lots of chances in this land of hope and glory

Try and make your own rules, that's a different story

If you're a man, you'd better act like one

Develop your muscles, use your prick like a gun

Fuck anything that moves, but never pay the price

Steal, fuck, slaughter, that's their advice

Are you man enough? Ask the posters on the walls

Have you got what it takes? Guts and balls?

Keep your myth of manhood, it's been going on too long

A history of slaughter is the proof that it is wrong

Big man, big M.A.N., big man, big M.A.N., big wrong

Big man, big M.A.N., big man, big M.A.N.

Big man, J.O.K.E.

Big man, what a fucking joke