I·m ever upper class high society,


God·s gift to ballroom notoriety,


I always fill my ballroom


(The event is never small)


The social pages say I·ve got


The biggest balls of all




Oh I·ve got big balls,


I·ve got big balls


And they·re such big balls


Dirty Big Balls,


And he·s got big balls


And she·s got big balls


But we·ve got the biggest balls of them all




And my balls are always bouncing


My balls are always full


And everybody cums and cums again


If your name is on the guest list


No-one can take you higher


Everybody says I·ve got


GREAT BALLS OF FIRE...




Oh I·ve got big balls


[repeat]




Some balls are held for charity


And some for fancy dress


But when they·re held for pleasure


They·re the balls that I like best.


My balls are always bouncing


to the left and to the right


It·s my belief that my big balls


Should be held every night




Oh I·ve got bïg balls