i been a drag racer on LSD, and i rode bare-assed
on top of the shpinx, i even had a gorilla on the
slopes of kismet, and man, that was fun for a
while you bet but... [chorus:] bikini girls with
machine guns, bikini girls with machine guns,
that stuff will kill ya, it's loaded with fun,
bikini girls with machine guns well i savored
many foriegn kinds of delicacies, intoxicated til
i can't tell what the hell i could see, had all
the violence and liquor within close reach, but
all bars, pills and threeways lead me back to the
beach and... now they say that virtue is it's own
reward, but when that surf comes in i'm gunna get
my board, got my own ideas about the righteous
kick, you can keep the rewards, i'd just as soon
stay sick...