We interrupt this program to bring you a special report

We are looking for a man named Billy

who has just been accused for use of fake credit cards;

use of UPS trucks; and trying to sell crack

to an undercover token clerk

What is this world coming to? Well I'll tell you



Yeahhh his name is Billy

Now let me tell you about this guy right here

Bust it



A brainiac con artist to the 'T'

Able to geese you and me

Talks like a psychotic pimp, walks with a limp..

.. but he's a wimp!

Mastermind of the computer world, he lives

with his wife and a cute little girl

Now this is the story of a family

And the man of the family, huh, his name was Billy



"Yeah you know that guy named Billy

he was always conning somebody

he was always getting away with murder word"



His name was Billy!



"He tried to have Moet tossin Olde E money

I ain't tryin to have that

but let me tell you about this"



Ohhhh, Billy Billy Billy, whassup for today?

Ha ha! Tell me, did you ever find a way

to make that money real quick - well I got an idea

"So what's the idea?" Computer chip!

Here's a job, some numbers, two credit cards

We'll split it even, but here's the odds

Twenty to one, Who's Harry Crumb?

He's a big fat man which he carries a fat gun

Now Billy, a smooth operator

Sneaks out his door, a to the elevator

Gets on the sixth, and gets off on the fifth

Then heads out the building with

his little pocket knife in his hand

Show em you're a man Billy.. understand?

A few people try to mug him, crack dealers love him

Delivery boys think highly of him

United Parcel, very colossal.. UH!

Sometimes he get a bit hostile

Don't even care, if people stare

He gets his package look around, then he's outta there!

Well a-nother day, a-nother dollar

Don't wanna do it, boy but he's gotta

a diamond to sell, three point one carat

"So what he did?" Sold it to the first floor faggot

No real money, one and a third

But the brother's gonna get, as high as a bird

Bell bottoms, yes the man invented the slacks

Old fashioned turn them naked pointy shoes with spats

He got the limp to his walk, hat cocked just right

Walkin down the block, lookin like, Willy Dynamite!

This man is amazing, he does a lot

He can tell you what he can do, and what he can not

He get you radios or TV's, clocks and beds

He's gettin, twenty to life once he's caught by the feds

His name was Billy



"Yeah my man went and got her credit card

Bought my man a Pathfinder Jeep, word up

I ain't actin like we ain't been down

Knahmsayin? He never get love from me

always tryin to con me but I ain't goin for it

Word" BREAK IT DOWN!



"Tell em what you want Kid Capri"



Man I need a VCR, really (really, really)

I thought you was going to lookout, BILLY

You told me to be here six o'clock

By that time, you said you'd be ready to make the drop

Well I guess you're fronting again

When you gonna be on the up and up my friend?

You keep conning, you better chill!

Cause a brother like me will squeal.. on Billy!



"He did it, he did it!

Word up man I'm squealing on him man

He tried to front on the Kid Capri, word"



His name was Billy!



"Ain't no way in the world I'ma let that go

Lords of Funk ain't tryin to have that!

KnowhatImean?"



His name was Billy!



"Man you need to grow up before you blow up

YouknowhatI'msayin?

Stop tryin to play high post with a low income"



His name was Billy!



"I ain't havin it..

now before you think about doin it

let me tell you this!"



Don't mess with Bill (no no-no no)

Don't mess with Bill (uh-huh)



His name was Billy!



Uh-huh, mmhmm, ah-hah, mmhmm

Ah-hah, mmhmm, mmhmm, mmhmm

Ah-hah, mmhmm, ah-hah, mmhmm

Ah-hah, his name was Billy



I think Billy learned his lesson

Just leave that crack alone!



I'm outta here