Hey now, Eddie, all covered in confetti

C'mon over here and gimme some of your spaghetti

Hey now, Ed, you big biscuit head

Stop cracking your toes and get your pig out my bed

Hey now, Mack, with your head in a crack

Your body in a bag and your flamingo in a sack

Hey now, Chester, you big baby bester

Who cut's your clothes, the butcher or the jester?

Biscuit Head, why you have a biscuit head

Biscuit Head, a double-decker biscuit head

Biscuit Head, why you have a biscuit head

Biscuit Head, a noteworthy biscuit head

Hey now, Mabel, why you looking for a label?

I hope that you don't get eaten in the fable

Hey now, Nellie, with an anchor on your belly

Shall I compare peanut butter to your jelly?

Hey now, fellow Rocker, you're such a good talker

Can't chew gum and Rockerfeller from your locker

Hey now, Bill, did you get your fill?

C'mon up the stairs, come up and sign your will

Biscuit Head, why you have a biscuit head

Biscuit Head, a double-decker biscuit head

Biscuit Head, why you have a biscuit head

Biscuit Head, a noteworthy biscuit head

It's got you all laid up in bed