What the hell is wrong with you have you lost your mind

you know we never go out this late

You're making me look stupid and now I'm feeling mad

it must have been something you ate



I used to love you but now I'm not so sure

There's something about your whole attitude

I've got this feeling eatin' straight through my brain

all you ever think about is food



But you're still my bitch



Everytime we go out for a walk in the park

you're always barking up the wrong tree

Now you just want attention from the opposite sex

I know that you're just using me



Sometimes when you get angry you show me your teeth

but I know your bark is worse than your bite

and then when you get hungry it's a whole different deal

you act like everything is alright



But you're still my bitch



You always try to play those tricks with my mind

but bitch I know a trick or two

for everytime you try to make me loosen your leash

you know I'll have to punish you



You look at me and throw yourself at me feet

hoping I might pat you on the back

but I'm not gonna go there, I won't fall for that

not until you cut me some slack



But you're still my bitch