This song appears on the Japanese release of ...Twice Shy

It was released in the U.S. only on a single.



I'm feeling so tired, can't understand it

Just had a full night's sleep

I'm feeling so stuck, I'm so distracted

Ain't touched a thing all week

I'm feeling drunk, just too stoned and sloppy

Ain't touched a drink all night

Feeling hungry, can't see the reason

Just had a cold meat pie



Girl when you call my name

I salivate like Pavlov's dog

Girl when you lay me out

My heart is beatin' louder than a big bass drum, oh yeah



Yeah you got the mix

and Audie you got the sticks

Love is a bitch

Yeah you got the mix

Audie you got them sticks boy

But love is a bitch, oh yeah



She's a restless bitch, baby



If I could sing you,

If I could sing you a love song so divine

Would it be enough for your cheatin' heart

Or would you think the boy's insane

He's insane



I'm talkin' 'bout the women

all around the world

Women behind bars

Women in fast cars

Women in distress

I like a lady with no dress

Women in aeroplanes

Women who play their games

Women in a uniform

See that woman with her clothes torn



Women who satisfy

Women you can't buy

Like the women in a magazine

Or the ladies in the limousine

Women who sip champagne

Women who feel no pain

Women in a disco

Hangin' around for the blow, blow, blow



Women wanting sympathy

Women taking Ecstacy

Women that live in a fantasy

So why they always livin' on their knees, oh



Women that fall in love

Women who need a shove

Women that can't be beat

Check out that lady in my back seat

Women in the U.S.A.

Those women steal your heart away

Women into rock 'n' roll

Or the ladies in the back of the bus after the show



Women that we write songs about

Women that turn around and kick your ass out

Women you dream about all your life

Women that can't wait to be in trouble, that's right



Yeah you got a mix

and Audie you got the sticks boy

But love is a bitch

Yeah you got a mix

Audie, you got the sticks baby

But love is a bitch, all right



She's a real cool bitch

She's a nasty bitch, yeah



Ain't love a bitch