I could slip, I could fall

In that mean and awful hall

With the other jealous bitches

And the bitter grumbling men



I could sneer, I could glare say that

life is so unfair And the one who

made it, made it 'Cuz her breasts

were really big



Well I don't wanna get bitter

I don't wanna get cruel

I don't wanna get old before I have to



I could bitch, I could moan

Say I want to be left alone

But that's not really true,

Because I like my time with you



Till you rant and you rave

Wishing fat folks to their grave

But I feel sorry for them

You say they get what they deserve



Well I don't wanna get bitter

I don't wanna get cruel

I don't wanna get old before I have to



I don't wanna get jaded

Petrified and weighted

I don't wanna get bitter like you

Like you, with the darts in your eyes

Like you, with disdain for mankind

I was charmed, now I wonder



Well I don't wanna get bitter

I don't wanna get cruel

I don't wanna get old before I have to

So I'll smile with the rest

I'll wish everyone the best

And know the one who made it,

Made it cuz she was actually pretty good

Well I don't wanna get bitter

I don't wanna get cruel

I don't wanna get old before I have to