Black Velveteen

Simple and clean

Oh what a bad machine

Black Velveteen

Supple and lean

The 21st century dream

Ready to please

Free from disease

She’s waiting on her knees

It’s not a sin

Titanium skin

Just take her for a spin

Black Velveteen

Simple and clean

Oh what a bad machine

Supple and lean

The 21st century dream

Nice piece of kit

Electronic clit

Just sit down for a fit

Ready to trip

A guaranteed hit

She’s all you ever wished

Black Velveteen don’t give a damn she’ll do dishes

Black Velveteen knows all the night spots in France

Black Velveteen’s cat smells like strawberry kittens

Black Velveteen always is ready to dance

Black Velveteen

Simple and clean

Oh what a bad machine

Black Velveteen

Supple and lean

The 21st century dream

Black Velveteen don’t give a damn she’ll do dishes

Black Velveteen knows all the night spots in France

Black Velveteen’s cat smells like strawberry kittens

Black Velveteen always is ready to dance

Black Velveteen

Simple and clean

Oh what a bad machine

Black Velveteen

Supple and lean

The 21st century dream