(copyright Steven Cavanagh 1993-2002)





The Falcon just ain't flyin'

the two of us been tryin'

to get it off this ice cube

and do-it-quick!

I tell that lump of dog hair

say "No, wait! that one goes there"

the way he gets it wrong just makes me sick!



Don't blame it on the sublight

don't blame it on the nav guide

don't blame it on the fuel line

blame it on the Wookiee



Don't-you-blame it on the sublight

don't blame it on the nav guide

don't blame it on the fuel line

blame it on the Wookiee



The hyperdrive is dodgy

the readout screen is blotchy

the reverse power coupling

can o-ver-heat!

It might be me that did it

but it's easier to pin it

on that hairy guy that's over seven feet!



Don't blame it on the sublight

don't blame it on the nav guide

don't blame it on the fuel line

blame it on the Wookiee



Don't-you-blame it on the sublight

don't blame it on the nav guide

don't blame it on the fuel line

blame it on the Wookiee